Nadi's Play Book

My uncle found me a snake friend the other day 😁🐍
#chickensnake #snakefriend #itwassocute #arkansasgirl

My uncle found me a snake friend the other day 😁🐍
#chickensnake #snakefriend #itwassocute #arkansasgirl

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

(via whoredinarygirl)

thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

(via paradiddly)

yiff-andclass:

scatmancrothers:

Look I’m a white person
I use a credit card

THEIR ONTO US

yiff-andclass:

scatmancrothers:

Look I’m a white person

I use a credit card

THEIR ONTO US

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

(Source: foodtrucker, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Periods in a Nutshell

Period: Your stomach hurts.

Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.

Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!

Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.

Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.

Period: You want to fuck him.

Period: No you don't, kill him.

Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?

Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.

sick-marmalade-grandpa:

Sexy furry girls presenting their glorious behinds!

(via yiff-andclass)